Madame French Folder Thing Says Hi

Salut! Eei am Branweenz Fransh fohldaire!
Eei no yoo mai be a beet confused, mais je suis veery frandlee.
Onfortionattement, Branween est looking at mie quite funny. Elle est trés strange, mais aussi Ei will say goodbiye, et...
Quelle est dat? Aftaire the break. Ah, ohkay.
Biye :)
Madame Crozzy-Ponts
(pssst! Do actually come for after the break! -Bron)

Heal Me (Song Thing)

Hi, again.

Song/poem time!
Heal me better 'cause you see the cuts.
Find your reason with no 'ifs' or 'buts'.
Stop me bleeding with your medicine.
Fix me up and then tuck me in.