Note for people who know me that this was made BEFORE I came back, so please don't be offended
Dear My Little Reader,
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Dear My Little Reader,
Isn't it annoying when you've been ill and people ask you why you were off? At school, I mean.
I am a generally honest person, and I won't go round lying about stuff just for the sake of it, but sometimes, if you've had a massive stomach bug you don't really want to tell people about it - and why would they want to know anyway? Yes, I know, I know, people care and stuff, but I don't think they actually want to know; I've made the mistake of asking someone before.
It went a bit like this:
It went a bit like this:
Me: Oh, hi [Name]!
[Name]: Hi.
Me: Yeah, so you're back! Yay! Are ya happy to be back then?
[Name]:No. Seriously, would you be?
Me: I guess not... Wait, why were you off anyway?
[Name]: I was suffering from excruciatingly painful diarrhea.
Me: :O
Or, worse, they simply tell you.
Me: Oh, hi [Name]!
[Name]: Hi.
Me: Yeah, so you're back! Yay! Are ya happy to be back then?
[Name]: Yeah, I was suffering from excruciatingly painful diarrhea.
Me: :O
Then there's the other one:
Me: Oh, hi [Name]!
[Name]: Hi.
Me: Do you know what was the maths homework was? I forgot to write it down.
[Name]: I've been off for 2 weeks.
Me: :O
[Name] (sighs): Yeah, I got a blood test and everything, and tomorrow I'm leaving school at lunch to go to the hospital; they think it might be something serious. Honestly, people all around the school have been having my symptoms apparently... but I have, let's say, a history, of medical problems, so both my parents and my doctor get extra-worried even sneeze! So, this means that I might get another fortnight off school. Kinda-yay, but also kinda-let's-all-panic...
...
...
Where are you?
oops, I walked away
Onwards!
From Bronwyn
Aw, love you Bron + I'm really glad you're back at school! You better not leave me a loner for that long again! :)
ReplyDelete- Hx
Same Here
DeleteT xxx
Wait why were you off again?
I never told anyone, really. I was ill.
DeleteLet's leave it at that.
*mysterious eyebrow wiggle, but because I can't do that, just me frantically moving my eyebrows up and down with my fingers*
I agree luv u bron!!!!!
ReplyDeleteMrs Potter xox
Heya people! Just read your blog, loving it Bron! Let me in on all of the code name thing please, and this is really cool. Who's T? I think I can guess the others, and please make a section for me in the poll, I want one that says, "A friend who thought, 'Hey, my friend Bronwyn has a blog, that's so cool, I'm going to check it out!' " Love ya!
ReplyDeleteAnna x
Sorry, cannot edit the poll. The public hath voted!!!!
Delete(it doesn't let me)
And, there is the option of 'Bronwyn, I'm your friend who remembered you had a blog from that one time and decided to check it out because I was really bored/I felt guilty' which pretty much describes your problemo.
DeleteReally? You can't even guess.
DeleteTS
Does that help?
Ahh, sorry that was meant to be anonymous but meh! :) x
ReplyDeleteHaha lol it says 'my doctor get extra-worried even sneeze!'
ReplyDeleteI really don't think that [Name] would ever say that.
Off to the editing room!
Or not, CBB